Guy language for dummies #1

I just realised it’s almost DECEMBER. Where the f**k did the last three months go??? Seriously, what happened to September, October and November? Time flies. But anyways, I broke up with suitor number 1 yesterday. He turned out to be neither a suitor nor my number 1 so why should I waste my precious time on him??? Dumping him made me feel free for the first time in a while. I mean technically we weren’t even in a proper relationship, but who cares? It’s over now. The past is the past.

This is the present:

I ran into film guy today – not literally! But it was a real coincidence because normally I never walk this way and normally I’m still in bed at this time of the day (note: it was 1pm so please don’t judge). I think he saw me before I saw him. To be honest, I didn’t recognise him at first, but when he came closer I waved at him and we talked for a bit. I asked him if he wanted to hangout, but he said he was meeting friends and that he’d message me later so we can meet up another time.

Guy dictionary:

  1. “I’ll message you later” meaning “I’ll message you a week later if I don’t forget about it”
  2. “I’ll see you around” meaning “May we meet again. But it doesn’t really matter if we don’t”
  3. “See you later” meaning “There will be no later unless we have a date”
  4. “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow” meaning “I’ll see you sometime next week if I don’t forget about you”

But there is one thing you need to remember: guys tend to forget about little things simply because they aren’t as important to them as they are to girls. If film guy doesn’t message me all week, then I know for sure that he’s not the one. Messaging someone only takes 30 seconds. Then again, my bestie always forgets to message me back and he’s my bestie. Guys are guys. If they forget to message you back it can either mean that they are busy or don’t care about you.

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo




Jingle Bell Rocking London

A bad day in London is still better than a good day anywhere else.

I can confirm that this inspirational quote is true. I had the worst and the best day ever in London. Incidentally, both in the same week. Let’s start with the worst day ever: my home caught fire and one of my cats died in the flames. I was too shocked to cry. I questioned everything that had ever happened in my life. How did I deserve this? Then I went to my besties’ place and he managed to cheer me up (with cuddles, hugs and kisses – just as friends of course!). He told me that this horrible thing gave me a lot of good karma and that something great will happen to me to make up for the bad thing. He was right. Something truly magical happened: I went to the Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park. This was by far the best day I’ve ever had. I spent hundreds of pounds on food, mulled wine, and rides! The roller coasters were the best (especially the scary looking Munich looping!). Believe it or not, but I had never ridden a roller coaster in my whole life before I went to the Winter Wonderland. My friends call me the roller coaster queen now because I even went on roller coasters they were afraid of and it was my first time ever riding roller coasters! The adrenalin kick and the memories are priceless. I felt like a little girl again. Winter Wonderland really makes all of your dreams come true. It’s the perfect proof that you CAN buy happiness. And I needed a LOT of happiness after the horrible thing that happened to me. I wish there was a Winter Wonderland all year round because then I could always go there when I’m sad and the delicious food and the rides would immediately cheer me up! The Christmas music, the snow (don’t tell me it was fake!!!) and the whole atmosphere where simply amazing. Everything in London looks absolutely stunning in the Christmas time. Oxford street at night with all the Christmas decoration and fairy lights in the trees is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen (apart from the WW). I simply had so much fun! I’d highly recommend going there if you’re ever in London around Christmas. Here’s a quick love update: I can confirm that I don’t have any feelings for SN1 (he’s basically dead to me now) and my bestie (we’re still best friends, don’t worry). I might have feelings for film guy though… I would love to go to WW with him, but 1. I have no idea if he’s even interested in me 2. He might be gay. I’ll have to find out more about him, but I’m not the kind of person who stalks their crush on social media so I’ll have to wait until we meet again to talk to him. I hope that we’ll meet soon so I’ll try my best to get a real date with him. Wish me luck!

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo

A motivational note

I can’t describe how I feel so I’m desperately trying to find a song that can…

I just want to find a person who sees all of the positive things in me that I see in myself.

Does it really matter what other people think of you as long as you think you’re awesome?

I’m proud to say that I think I’m awesome.

People who tell you otherwise are jealous of you for you have something they don’t: confidence.

Don’t let anyone ever destroy your confidence.

Confidence is the key to happiness.

How can you be happy if you’re not confident about your mind and body?

When you’ve finally discovered how beautiful you are, how smart you are, how brave you can be, it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks about you.

You KNOW you’re the best person you can be.

People will love you if you just be yourself.

Don’t be fake.

Be who you really are.

Don’t hide your talents.

Life is too short so do not waste it worrying about what other people think of you.

No one can ever be like you.

You are unique.

You are special.

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo


Houston, we have a problem

It’s Christmas time!!! Almost. But today was a good day to start Christmas shopping! My friend and I spent almost all day in Harrods and Fortnum and Mason. It was insane! I bought way too many stuff but at least it made me feel good. Buying expensive things AND Christmas make me happy. I bought a new Ted Baker bag, lots of make-up, chocolate, tea, short-bread, Christmas pudding, books and much more. The bad thing is that it made me feel too confident. I put on my new lipstick and BOOM! I turned into a cute little diva. More diva than cute unfortunately. This is not who I am. This is not who I wanna be. I mean sure, I looked hot af, but was it really worth it? Getting attention from tons of guys when I only want the attention of one? I didn’t even see him today. He hasn’t messaged me all day. I’m talking about film-guy by the way. We met yesterday. It wasn’t a proper date though. He picked me up at the castle and we went to his place, talked for ages and watched funny YouTube videos. He’s the kind of guy I could talk to 24/7. He’s funny, kind and most importantly: he’s trustworthy. I’ve only met him twice and I already feel like I can trust him with almost anything. We have a lot of things in common, we can laugh together, exchange weird and crazy ideas, take selfies, be rebels, and I can simply be myself around him. He’s the cuter version of my bestie. In other words: he’s the kind of guy I’d love to be with. But does he feel the same way about me? I just messaged my friend telling him “film guy clearly doesn’t like me ;(” and that’s how he replied: “Message me again when no one likes you.” He really managed to cheer me up (no sarcasm). My bestie, on the other hand, seems to regret what he said/did when he was drunk, which is good because now I don’t have to worry about hurting his feelings. But he doesn’t seem to wanna hang out with me that much anymore. I have no idea why. Maybe it’s because of all the guy drama in my life or he’s busy. Okay, I just remembered that he’s busy with work so forget what I just said. That’s me worrying about all the little things in life. I’m a great worrier (pun intended). But Houston, we have a problem: I have a little crush on film-guy. Sigh… I knew this would happen! Last week I was thinking that I forgot what it feels like to have a crush on someone and now life was so kind as to remind me. But since life is a bitch, it doesn’t want him to like me back. But did I wake up this morning thinking “Hmm I could need a new Ted Baker bag?“??? The answer is no. Did I wake up last Saturday thinking “I hope I’ll meet a cute guy today, get a crush on him and live happily ever after“??? NO. This proves that the best things in life happen unexpectedly. But what if I don’t get my happily ever after? I just got the crush and my crush is about to crush me. Like the little stalker I am I noticed that he was online, but didn’t read or respond to my message. This could mean two things: he’s either busy (like my bestie) or he’s not interested. I hope it’s the former because if it’s the latter then he’s most likely gay. But hey – at least I’d finally get to have a gay best friend then! I’m always trying to be optimistic. Nothing in life should be able to bring me down. I’ll try to worry less and live more from now on. And I swear I’ll finish my essay by Monday… Four days left!

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo

Chocolate, films and stolen kisses

Last night was magical.

I was really happy because I made plans with film-guy and my bestie came over at around 11pm so I told him about film-guy. But instead of being happy for me, he got jealous and said that film-guy sounds like he’s gay (now I’m worried that he really is gay because he’s too nice to be straight). Then again, my bestie is straight and he’s really nice and funny as well. I get along with the best friend kind of guy. Suitor number 1 isn’t like that. He doesn’t even wanna see me any longer so why shouldn’t I start looking for a new person to fall in love with? I wasn’t even in love with SN1. I have to admit that I had a crush on my bestie at some point. I’m just not sure if he’s the right guy for me. He seems to be the only person who can read me like a book. He always knows what I’m thinking and when I’m lying. No one else knows that. Maybe I should’ve let him kiss me last night… He was trying very hard. But I told him it wasn’t the right moment so he just gave me a kiss on the cheek, forehead and hand. He told me that he wanted to date me from the first moment he saw me, which made me feel happy, but now I’m worried that he’s expecting us to date. I haven’t talked to him since last night and tonight I’m having a film-date with film-guy. I don’t even know if it’s a real date. It’s definitely not a date if he turns out to be gay… It seems like my gay-radar is broken. But why else would he want to see me every day for the next week to watch all of the Harry Potter films with me???

This morning was one of the best mornings in ages.

I had a nice relaxing bath in my castle and ate freshly made mousse au chocolate in bed whilst watching a TV-series. Now I’m cuddled up in bed, enjoying the rain outside, and listening to Cage The Elephant. By the way, remember that I wanted to form a band? I found a guitarist, a bassist and a vocalist and I’m a singer and pianist so I basically have my band. We haven’t met up yet, but we will soon. Then we can jam together, write songs and cool music stuff like that. I’ve always wanted to be part of a rock-band and now I have my own. This only proves that you shouldn’t let your dreams be dreams. MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. That’s what I’m trying to do. Embrace every single opportunity! If I hadn’t agreed to take part in the quiz show, I never would’ve met film-guy. If I hadn’t tried to find band-members, I never would’ve formed a real band. If you really want something in life then try your very best to achieve it! I’m sure you will succeed if you try. And even if you fail, you can still say that you’ve tried and that’s the best you can do.

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo


Adventure time (ft. Elton John’s dogs)

I’m in a really good mood today.

I’m happy.

I nearly forgot what being happy feels like because my week was horrible. But everything changed today…

I had an adventure with three of my friends and I met so many awesome new people! Two girls told me that they loved my coat (it really is gorgeous!) and another girl thought I was a make-up pro because my eye-shadow was en pointe. I took part in a quiz show today and even though my team lost it was a lot of fun and a great experience! Plus I embarrassed the people who made the quiz show when they were interviewing me afterwards. They wanted me to think of a question for their show and I was like “How did Socrates die?” and no one knew it apart from me and the guy from my team. I was utterly shocked to be honest  because things like that are general knowledge. If you don’t know how Socrates died then please stop reading, leave my blog immediately and read Socrates’ whole biography (I’m just kidding). When I first got into the studio one of the camera guys greeted me and the guy from my team and I thought “He looks kinda cute”. But I didn’t think that I’d talk to him again. After the show he told me I did a great job which I honestly didn’t, but at least that’s how we started a nice conversation. He’s a really nice guy and I think we’ll become good friends because we had this instant connection just like me and my best friend when I met him for the first time.

After that, me and three of my guy friends went on a trip to go to houses of celebrities. I won’t mention all of them, but one of the coolest was Elton John’s house. We technically weren’t allowed to even enter, but we did anyways because I wanted to get some great selfies (which I did). Unfortunately, Elton wasn’t home, but we talked to his butler and met his dogs, which is at least something. In the evening, we went to a classical concert in the chapel of the castle I live in, which was really nice and relaxing and the choir was amazing!

Quick life update: I have no idea what to do with suitor number 1. Completely shut him out of my life or give him ANOTHER chance? I don’t think he deserves another chance. He doesn’t even wanna see me anymore so why should I put up with him any longer? There are so many guys out there and I have tons of admirers dying to get a date with me so maybe I should give THEM a chance for a change. They won’t take me for granted at least. I have a feeling next week will be absolutely amazing! I’m gonna live my life the way I want now and I’m not gonna let other people decide about how I feel (unless they make me feel really good). I hope all of you have a great week!

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo


Story of my life

I promise this is not going to be a boring story no one wants to read.

Most people do not know that I am a writer. I wrote a book two years ago. Lots of drama. The strange thing is that basically all of it came true and I have absolutely no idea how this is possible. Right now, I’m at the beginning of book two (in real life). I stopped writing book two after five chapters and now everything has come true and I don’t know if I want to continue writing the story. The book is not even about my life. It’s fiction. So why do the things I wrote down actually happen in my life? This is really confusing. But if I really have the ability to make the stories I write come true, then the story of my life would be as follows:

It was cold, but he didn’t care. He was waiting for her outside of the castle as he always did when they met up. She got a message:”I’m outside 🙂“.  With a smile she got up from her bed, put on her coat, and reapplied her favourite perfume. She had been waiting for this moment for so long. A lot of things had changed, but her feelings weren’t one of them. She hadn’t seen him in a week. It was probably one of the worst weeks – if not the worst – of her life. Not just because she couldn’t see him, but also because she made a very important decision.

One night, she was lying in bed overthinking life when she realised something: Her life seemed pretty bad to her, but actually her life was amazing; she lived in a castle, had a closet full of beautiful clothes, more sweets than she could ever eat, a family that loved and supported her, a lot of good friends, tons of admirers, and finally she had the best friend she’s always wanted to have. But what exactly made her think that her life was bad then? The answer: bad people. People who disappointed her, let her down, told her she was only a 6/10 looks-wise when in fact she was an 11/10 because a normal scale couldn’t handle her beauty. But who were those bad people? The first one was her “boyfriend” who thought it was okay to ignore her messages for three days because he didn’t have any proper free time (Seriously, it takes only 10 seconds to write a short text message and why on earth wouldn’t you wanna talk to your girlfriend and leave her worrying about you for three days???). The second one was a fuckboy who kept complimenting AND insulting her in order to get a “date” with her. When she realised who was causing all of the bad things in her life, she started thinking about the people who genuinely made her feel happy: her family, friends and her best friend. This is why she made a decision: she would remove all of the people who made her feel unloved and bad about herself from her life because those kind of people weren’t worthy of being in her amazing life. There simply was no place for mean boys in her story. This would be perfect. A story with a lot of drama, yet with a perfect happy ending.

She ran down the stairs of the castle past the beautiful Corinthian columns because she simply couldn’t wait to see him again. Hug him again. Laugh with him again. Tell him about everything he had missed in the past week. She saw him and he started smiling when he saw her. He gave her a big hug – the best hugs in the world. “I need to tell you something“, she said. “What is it?“, he replied without letting her go. “Not here“, she took his arm and led him to her favourite spot on the castle grounds. But then she changed her mind. She couldn’t do it. Tell him that she liked him. Instead, she decided to ask him three questions:

1. Why don’t you have any romantic feelings for me? (she kind of knew he did, but she needed him to say it out loud to believe it)

Answer: He did have romantic feelings for her.

2. How would you rate my looks on a scale of 1-10?

Answer: 11

3. Would you like to kiss me?

No answer. He simply kissed her and they lived happily ever after.


If all of this really comes true, then I’m either a fortune-teller or a genius. Maybe a bit of both. I guess we’ll see…

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo



The great return of the slut-gang

I’m running out of time AND battery. I don’t know what’s worse. Battery probably because it’s impossible for me to charge my laptop right now. It’s a looong story and by that I mean for god’s sake PLEASE DO NOT ASK. I won’t tell you. But there’s something else I’m gonna tell you instead: Remember SN1’s slut gang? If not, you should probably read my “Bonfire sluts..” blog-post before you read this one because that’ll explain everything. Anyways, the leader of the slut gang broke up with her boyfriend so that she can be with my boyfriend which resulted in me wanting to kill her and my boyfriend getting drunk and feeling bad because he was the reason they broke up. To be honest, that is a reason why I should break up with SN1. All of my friends ship me and my bestie anyways, but the problem is that my bestie doesn’t even know what happened because he’s too busy spending time with one of his best mates. It’s complicated. As usual. And I’m sorry but it’s getting even more complicated in a minute, but I’ll try to keep it short:

Basically, SN1 and I have been dating for a while so he is assuming that I am his girlfriend, BUT he technically doesn’t have the right to call me his girlfriend because A) He’s never asked me to be his girlfriend and B) He’s a horrible boyfriend even though he’s not even my boyfriend, but he thinks he’s my boyfriend and I’m completely lost and I don’t know what to think anymore. At some point, I thought I had feelings for my bestie, but he’s not boyfriend material because A) He’s not willing to commit and B) He always does his own thing. That’s probably the only good thing about SN1: He’s willing to commit and easy to manipulate. I told him to stop hanging out with the sluts, ignore them completely, stop drinking, get his f*cking life together and make new friends. I don’t think he will follow my advice though. If he doesn’t, it only proves that he’s no boyfriend-material anyways. I don’t want a guy who hangs out with a bunch of sluts. I value myself too much to do something like that. I even offered to help him make friends since I’m the popular one who gets on with pretty much everyone. I meet up to 15 new people a day and they naturally love me. Yet, I don’t have many real friends because making sure that you can trust someone and count on them is a lot of effort and I don’t trust many people. No one of my friends knows about this blog for instance. If they did, I’d probably be dead so let’s hope that they’ll never find out. Especially not SN1. Or my bestie. Or the fuckboy who’s stalking me but maybe he already knows about this blog since he’s stalking me. If you’re reading this: STOP ASKING ME OUT. The answer is no. ALWAYS.

I hope tomorrow will be better (and that I can finally charge my laptop and phone). Karma is a bitch sometimes. But no one is messing with me for I am the one and only princess bitch.  And no one is allowed to mess with my readers either! NO ONE.

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo

Pizza night & hug me tight

I was extremely productive yesterday even though I woke up at 1pm. Yes, I spent most of my day in my bed and in my besties’ bed, but it was still really productive. Plus who says you have to go to the library to get work done? Not if you’re a princess like me: if you can have breakfast in bed then you might as well do your work in bed. Most of my friends swear that my bed is a part of me and I can confirm this is true. But to be honest, I have my least and most productive moments when I’m in bed and yesterday happened to be one of the rare productive moments. I actually managed to finish my essay even though it’s due in two weeks.

After that, I spent my whole evening with my bestie: eating pizza, playing games, watching movies, cuddling and booking concert tickets. Living the lush life. Everything is so easy when I’m with him. I don’t have to worry about a single thing in the world. I can just be myself. Have fun, be happy, do crazy things, hug and talk about all of the guy gossip in my life. In the past three days a guy asked me to go on a date with him more than three times and I always said no. He wanted to know what he has to do to make me say yes and I told him that I’ll never say yes and I’m high maintenance and he couldn’t handle being with me anyways. My expectations are always way too high, which is why I decided to stop having expectations. I don’t have any expectations when I’m with my bestie and it just feels good. I have high expectations when I’m with suitor number one though and he almost always manages to disappoint me. The guy who asked me out is a friend of mine, but he has an enormous crush on me so I’m worried this will end our friendship one day. Some people actually think we’re in a relationship because we’re always spending time together (that’s only  because we have 80% of our courses together). Other people keep asking me when my bestie and I start dating and I said never. One of my friends said that he thinks we’ll start dating within the next 12 months. To be honest, I don’t think this will ever happen. He’s not ready for a relationship and suitor number 1 is. Then again, SN1 is boring af. *sigh* Why is everything so complicated?

I decided not to think about all of the complicated things in my life any longer and instead enjoy life as it is. That’s what I’m doing right now: chilling, listening to music and writing this blog-post. Today is gonna be a nice, lazy Sunday. I might go to a screening tonight or meet my bestie and watch Lord of the rings. I haven’t decided yet, but either way, it’s gonna be relaxing.

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo


New Start – New Me

I’m gonna form a band. It may sound crazy, but it’s something I’ve always wanted to do and now I finally want to try and find people to actually do it. I’m a singer. Songwriter. Pianist. A friend told me not to waste my talent because I’m too shy to perform in front of people, but now I feel like I could do it. I just need to find some awesome band members, but that should be easy in a city as great as London. A city full of aspiring, young artists.

Right now I’m listening to Cage The Elephant – Cigarette Daydreams. Such a good song! I don’t know why, but I immediately feel better whenever I listen to it. Music is so important in my life. I couldn’t live without it. Having my own band would be a dream come true and if you want your dreams to come true, you have to MAKE them come true. So that is exactly what I’m trying to do from now on. Live my life to the fullest. Don’t waste a second. Do what I want (as long as I don’t hurt anyone).

This weekend will be awesome because I’ll simply make it awesome. I’m really optimistic right now and I have no idea what happened because I was really upset yesterday. I realised that being upset doesn’t change a thing so instead I try to be happy and enjoy life. And so should you! Do something you’ve always wanted to do! That’s the best way to feel alive. I can’t wait for tomorrow, but first of all, I have to live tonight…

Don’t forget,

I’m the girl who knows it all. xoxo